The SLOGAN meme!

Put your name in, and generate slogan after each question. Generator here! [[link] [Here it goes. Stolen from Xetaja XD]

1. What do you say to yourself every morning?
We all adore Kat. [Don't we all? 8D]

2. What do you want other people to say about you?
I'm cuckoo for Kat. [Flattering XD]

3. Someone asked you out, your answer is...
Ring around the Kat gets your whole wash clean. [...Why does this seem wrong? xD]

4. How would you answer a booty call?
Get Kat or get out. [All right then XD]

5. How would you introduce yourself to someone you really like?
Kat is Job 1. [This should have been the answer for the previous question 8D]

6. To someone you dislike?
Your Kat, right away. [No way T__T]

7. You're in a conversation and you suddenly feel the need to pee, how would
you excuse yourself?
All Kat, all the time. [This, I believe, will further ostracize me from good Society XD]

8. Your parents ask you why you got home late, you say...
Kat keeps going and going. [Perfect justification, of course XD How could I get in trouble with this?]

9. You're failing a subject, you say...
Snap! Crackle! Kat! [I'm a swear word now? 8D]

10. The love of your life asks you to marry him/her, what do you say?
The Kat bars are on me! [Why am I paying for it? D8 It should be the other way around. I'm too poor!]

11. Your bf/gf is breaking up with you, you tell him/her...
If you like a lot of Kat on your biscuit, join our club. [This is so wrong, really XD And the totally opposite thing to say.]

12. Someone told you you're a jerk, you tell them...
Easy, breezy, beautiful Kat. [I'm too beautiful for your eyes, fool. Get out of my sight XD]

13. What are the best words to describe you?
Strong enough for a man, made for a Kat. [This describes me perfectly. I can totally beat someone up now.]

14. If you're going to have a movie about your life, the title is...
I am stuck on Kat, 'Cause Kat's stuck on me. [The latest fail romcom starring pretty people who can't act!]

15. Your last words before you die...
The Kat that eats like a meal. [My greatest parting words ever. I shall keep this in mind xD]

16. Your message to a special someone..
Too orangey for Kat. [Hooray? n_n]

17. Title of this post will be..
Washing machines live longer with Kat. [Send me your washing machines! They'll live longer. I guarantee it! 8D]